First
off, we need to acknowledge Buca di Beppo and Carron Harris
for donating a ton of pizza, garlic bread and other goodies
for this event. Angie and I had planned on bringing pizza,
but Carron insisted on donating it herself. If you haven't
tried Buca di Beppo pizza, you are missing out. It was great
and easily a match for any pizza in the city. Everyone that
attended the Viewing Party appreciated the gesture.
Attended
by about 35 people, this event is being held in a large conference
room at the Storm's main offices on Elliott. We watch the
last meeting of the season between the Storm and the Sparks
on an immense projection tv. The crowd is primarily made up
by some of the "regulars" the core group
of fans that go to every event, along with some new faces.
Since the Storm aren't charging anything, we know that this
isn't a money maker for them. But, the one thing that does
happen that can only mean good things for the organization
is that a larger and larger group of fans is starting to come
together in an organized fashion. What this team and organization
needs is fans that do more than come to the Key, sit on their
hands, scream only when Doppler is out there tossing t-shirts
around, and then leaves promptly at the end of the game (if
they don't file out early). Anyway, it's cool that some of
the Storm fans are starting to gel together.
Since
this isn't a full Gameday report (we only do those if someone
who attends the game writes a report), I'm not going to go
into a lot of details. However, as you probably are aware
if you saw this game, there are some things that need to be
covered.
Gary
"I miss reffing the pee wee games" Zielinksi. This
man is the epitome of what is wrong with the officiating in
the WNBA. My God, how can he and his brain-damaged cohorts
have so utterly miscalled this game? Kamila Vodickova was
hit so hard by Mabika that she had blood running out of her
hand as she clutched her face. 6 stitches is the official
report. And what was Gary "My head is so far up my ass
that I can see myself think" Zielinkski's explanation
to Coach Dunn one of Kamila's own players came over
her back and committed the injury. The replay completely shows
that Mabika is the one who went over the back of not only
Kamila but also a second Storm player. If fines aren't passed
out on this play, I'll lose some respect for the WNBA. If
Gary "And they said the Lasik surgery would clear my
vision" Zielinkski even steps on the court of ANY playoff
game I will not watch it. I will go so far as to encourage
all basketball fans to boycott any televised game in which
this idiot is a referee. And, the next time he comes to KeyArena,
he better bring some earplugs because he is going to be hearing
it from me and, hopefully, everyone else.
If
that whole sequence wasn't enough to have all of us jumping
out of our chairs screaming in vain at the big screen, then
came Lisa "Jordan Rules" Leslie.
In
her conversation with Lauren during the Fantasy Camp, LD mentioned
that if we went down to LA for this game, we'd probably end
up in jail and the players would have had to bail us out.
I
can guarantee we would have been behind bars.
Lisa
"I am the source of all that is Evil" Leslie. I
sit here quivering with righteous indignation just typing
her name. In the last sequence where she fouled Michelle Marciniak
up to 4 times in a 5 or 6 second time span that finished with
Lisa "Go ahead and give me the trophy now since I'm so
beautiful and talented" Leslie trying to tear off 3M's
head, all I could do was stare with my mouth hanging open
in complete shock (after screaming incoherently). If that
had been any other player, there would have been a flagrant
foul and most probably an ejection. When Leslie dove at 3M's
back, she didn't go for the ball, she went for Michelle's
head. Period.
When
Leslie dove on top of Michelle, 3M had her back to Lisa and
had the ball under her midsection. Leslie wrapped her arms
around Michelle's head and pulled back. If the WNBA does not
charge Lisa "You are all insects to me" Leslie some
kind of fine or even, hope beyond hope, suspend her, I will
lose all respect for the WNBA management. The way to get respect
from sports fans is not to allow the same garbage that is
rampant in the MNBA and chalk it up to physical play. Screw
physical play. Tell Kamila that physical play is a normal
and accepted part of the WNBA. Have the guts to admit that
your players aren't the testosterone-popping, hyper-aggressive,
ego-bloated adolescents in the NBA and do something now about
this behavior before it becomes the norm.
Lastly,
there was the broadcast itself. More than one person in the
group yelled "Shut up!" at David Locke during the
game. He, like the rest of the Seattle media, seems to have
written off the Storm as a lost cause. What happened to being
biased towards the home team? The last straw was when they
did the "Suite Play of the Game," paid for by Northwest
Suites, one of the Storm sponsors. Did they find a spectacular
Storm play to showcase? No. They showed Dixon doing two crossover
dribbles to break down Simone's defense on the way to the
basket. Thanks a lot dumbasses.
Don't
let all this vitriolic anger overpower the fact that those
who attended the viewing party enjoyed getting together to
watch the game. It was so much better to watch a game with
a group as opposed to watching it at home. Hopefully, the
Storm will start doing this for every game that is televised
next season
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